Who are we? We are The Hostel.
We’re very cool okay we’re like nerds and stuff.
We’re named after the Runaway’s super cool hi deout. Our apartment is exactly like theirs but with less robots and more booze.
We will prolly post about cool shows we’re watching, our faces doing silly things, and how COLD OUR HOUSE GETS LIKE HOLY SHIT.
We live in a basement all by ourselves and sometimes we claim the pool and community room as our own and make COSPLAY or SPACESHIPS so if we do that maybe we’ll post that too.
If you’re here you probably know us in real life anyway so I don’t know why I’m saying this but THAT’S OKAY.
I hope you’re ready for SHENANIGANS.
(see the JOKE is that Salt played the front half of a giraffe last December in a play and SHENANIGANS was the giraffe’s name. We live in a truly remarkable world)
We’re cool people okay
Hooray for nerd houses!
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
At one point, when I was a kid, I picked up a bit of an accent from PBS / KCTS9, Bravo and Showcase (IIRC mostly from Red Dwarf, Monty Python, Doctor Who and Fawlty Towers).
Anonymous asked: didn't hussie put an explanation into that game, i think it's when he talks to damara, specifically saying that kankri is one of those "awful social justice bloggers" and that some social justice bloggers get upset with the joke he is, but that's because they're the terrible ones, and being terrible is why they get angry. i don't think he's ever actually used the word parody or satire, dude's pretty straightforward
I think sometimes people use the word “parody” or “satire” when they really mean “presenting something stupid at face value, but in a way where you might realize how fucking stupid it is”.
I think a lot of people fail to realize just how ridiculously toxic tumblr’s SJW culture is. I know multiple people who find it toxic enough that they avoid the site or at least conceal some things about themselves when posting to it… Who are members of the groups the SJWs seem to imagine that they are defending. Seriously, when your ways of “helping” trans people are so effective that someone is willing to come out in a major regional newspaper’s Sunday paper, but not willing to be out on tumblr, you are not actually helping.
This was in the game but I think a lot of people didn’t play it.
I read everythin g Kankri said. T_T
I analyzed everything for exposition and jokes buried in the gigantic walls of text. T_T
I even tried to read the giant walls of tiny unreadable text. T_T